[Intro] Yo, yo, yo 1,2,3, in the place to be Having a P-A-R-T-Y Check me out now [Verse 1] Whoever dare to follow eats humble pie with mere gelato Nowadays you can buy a Rothko at a Costco News is entertainment even if its gloom and doom Customers create by mixing up what they consume Like a DJ Lichtenstein picked a time to hang comic books on Broome and Broadway Marketplace lies at the crossroads Ads are better product cause it costs more than the show After maximal fragmentation its natural to converge Church and state purchase hate, that's why they should never merge I advocate for abstinence when it comes to c**aine The brand is recognized by color scheme even with no name In a crazy world its difficult to go sane (Go Sane!) Hurts no worse then the curse of habits that don't work or to burst on stage completely unrehearsed These basement tapes are savin' grace from chasin' pape' Assf** with bra** knucks If you pluck my last buck pickpocket I'll rip your balls from out your dicksocket And combination lock your lips for sh** talking My rhymes stick around like a cold sore How come Mead don't make unruled notebooks no more I don't like the Russell one Cover the color of bubblegum Plus the binding always comes undone I'm so New York I changed my number to 3-1-1 Try starvin' and you'll prefer eatin' by wide margin MC Paul Barman presents a tempting fall bargain More knowledge in one song then the next man's whole album Fluffers drool gladly Suffer fools badly It's hard to pardon a fool Comin' fresh like shesh besh That's the cardinal rule Fake purist is an undertaker Thinks he's an operator My wife had to explain that if we we're all innovators then the systems would stop and quit But the system's a fallacy Reality's duality My theory of opposites Biz Markie clowned around was really in charge Jay-Z comes Joe Schmo, googleplex, extra large Clinton dodged questions but watch lies bounce past the gate Whereas Bush spits opposite sh**, smacks in your face You swear you'll never b**h like your grandmom But an opposite pole defines the plane that you stand on So how to create an idenity you're proud of All those threats just beg for loud love The hitman's a chump, the boss keeps the riches Gunguy takes risks, first to sleep with the fishes KERPLUNK!!! Double pumps only power for gutterpunks It's harder to run the factory for Puffalumps New kid on the block, Glock locked by Euclid Hook it up and if you dont know Look it up stupid