MC Paul Barman - School Anthem lyrics

It's true most of the time in cla** I was tempted to "Fool Around Man" (laughs) That's what it was, yeah... You'd be bored and you'd figure "Well why not deprive someone else of their education" Verse 1: I may be kidding school's just babysitting I knew girls in AP cla**es knitting, so tedious Homework is tell major lies or plagiarize encyclopedias, so boring Fresh-faced teachers want to tickle 'em But a test-based curriculum excludes exploring I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery a** Just to disrupt the misery of history cla** And to entertain your tender brain When your pain is the same as a fender bender with a train an*lyze the engines if you gotta go to the rhododendrons Cut cla** then serve detentions Say toodle-oo to the trimmed poodles who Will grow up to be the adults you now hate, I know what's futile too Like throwing a spear at Choate, I'm not here to gloat I want to be used as your yearbook quote Abolish cla** rank, pour sugar in its gas tank Weighted grades really yank my a** crank And stop up my leak hole English and autoshop should be equal Anyway an A is a weak goal So stultifying, It's hard to hold off dying I'm spying on a lobbyist, It's obvious Double teachers' salaries and hire smarter Discard the farters who only inspire fire starters What is the meaning of C.L.A.S.S.? Is it a Conspiracy Levelled At Sleepy Students trying to pa**? "Oh my, What a disgrace..." Verse 2: Make like a whirlybird and graduate early, word Or pull all the stops out Make the proprietors of a mom and pop shop's eyes pop out And drop out When I yawn it's hard to hold in drool, drawn dreams of a molten pool Of magma rock raining Ragnarok On the whole damn school Scenes of the old and fool-ish and possibly cruel Administrators being told the Golden Rule While rolled in stool Superficial superintendant Repainting the facade and bannister I'm going to switch your contact lens vial For a Drosophilia Melanogaster cannister: I found college awkward another teacher, same old chalkboard I felt I was shifting bawkward when I expected to shoot forward Could I possibly have been more bored? Realistically, a stressful sideways Still skipping readings, still waiting for Fridays School was so damn boring It left me colder than the o-ring Which would not expand and destroyed the USS Challenger in 1986 An overhaul is long overdue I'm 0 for 2, If so are you Catch the fever from Wallace Shawn To destroy school 'til all is goooooooone "He was the first one to get a Hawaiian nose-humming" "an*lyze the results"