Mayday! - Dive lyrics

[Verse 1 - Wrekonize] My momma always said when you wanna get live You head for the place with a different vibe The characters are strange and they're sticky inside She said son sometimes you just gotta dive Step inside the door and the feeling is tampered No windows, darker than a goth chick's hamper I break the ice fast with a beer and a sampler And plus two smart shots call 'em Harvard and Stanford "I guess I'll start a tab" Cause you know that a bar bag And only drink my way a step short of the barf bag The wallpaper's peeling and the toilet's a car crash I'm here to party all that into the starmax [Verse 2 - Bernz] Where everybody know your name But couldn't care less if you came Buy another round, try to keep 'em all entertained These my people now here me out this where I'm raised And if you can't hold your liquor better watch what you say Ain't no bouncers in the house but if you're with me I'm save If you want some cheap whiskey it's a matter of taste I got a future so vintage but I ain't out of place Go 'head and finish that bottle baby don't be ashamed It's all good We all gon' do what we do And if you halfway lucky you can [?] G-get your jukebox open let that song go through Think I'mma need another shot or actually more like two We dive in [Chorus - Stevie Stone] Uh huh Leggo One more drink (just can't leave) Feels like home (just can't sleep) No dress code (just ain't me) So if you out come looking you know where I be Dive [Verse 3 - Wrekonize] Talking to a lady hit the bar as a has-been Been coming here since disco was known to get mad spins She even said that back then She carried a MAC-10 And f**ed Hugh Hefner one Summer in Aspen Keep the shots coming love the cheaper than Napster Came here for the people and the vibe spectacular Morse code mayhem, first cla** rap star Chilling in the bar 'bout the size of a cram car "Ey you stepping on my foot" But we don't get hyphy Last thing we need is to die untimely I keep on drinking 'til the sky turns lightly And even with my shades off I can't find me [Verse 4 - Bernz] They say my momma raised a bad man Cause ain't no church for me on Sundays Slept outside and woke up trying to sunbathe I lost my mind somewhere in the smoke haze Last thing I remember I was sipping at a slow pace One eye open at our favourite spot I could tell you where it is but then I'd need a new one Your a** ain't been there drinking Jack on the rocks Cause this a whole different monster than what come up the block Homie it's heaven for real to watch where you sit Ain't no happy hour specials or a co*ktail list I know you probably here thinking that the place ain't sh** But there's no spot I'd rather sit in when I got to re-hit Dive in [Chorus - Stevie Stone] Uh huh Leggo One more drink (just can't leave) Feels like home (just can't sleep) No dress code (just ain't me) So if you out come looking you know where I be Dive