Maxo Kream - Local Joker lyrics
[Intro] Before I play freeze tag, I play kick door Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "hoe" [Verse 1] Before I play freeze tag, I play kick door Before I heard the word "romance", I heard the word "hoe" Used to stash the package in the mattress or the sofa, huh I was putting ki's in the motor like Toyota, huh 'Til I made that Lambo order, it's matte black just like my Rover Cops patrollin' pulled me over, he just tryna make his quota Search the car because we smokin', he ain't even find a toaster Law man asked me where I'm goin', on my way to sell a quarter But it's persona that I'm servin', no more gas back in detergent Why you drivin' fast and swerve? 'Cause black Suburbans make me nervous He let me go with just a warning, tried to joke about the feature Had to call and tell the homies, not too long ago when we was [Chorus] Robbin' ni**as, I was roachin' Trappin', rappin', now I'm global I get paid to spit my vocals I am not a local joker No more sleepin' on the sofa Crib in Cali, I'm bi-coastal Autograph and signing posters I am not a local joker [Verse 2] It get hectic in my section So my Smith & Wesson dirty (dirty) Keep an FN when I'm steppin', just like Stephen, it shoot thirty Houston, Texas, what I'm reppin' Known for purple syrup and swangers But murder block is Alief, Texas, known for murkin', totin' banger When I go back to my hood, I see them same old ni**as On the same old sh*t, with them same old issues Tried to show 'em if I did it, they could probably do it bigger But all we ever talk about is them same old b*tches And them same old stories and them same old figures We was stackin' up in high school, for them Jordans we would kill you I could lead you to the water but can't pedal your canoe Reminisce 'bout money do and stupid sh*t we used to do [Chorus] Robbin' ni**as, I was roachin' Trappin', rappin', now I'm global I get paid to spit my vocals I am not a local joker No more sleepin' on the sofa Crib in Cali, I'm bicoastal Autograph and signing posters I am not a local joker