(Dido part.) Verse 1: Dear Cole I got your letter and I'm sour I never received any of your donations, it doesn't matter Keep crying aboot the fact you lost your game Blame your loss on the lag? C'mon dude that's pretty lame but anyways I'm not trying to hound on you for that b**h but cheating in the finals c'mon dude that's some wack sh** aww what's wrong? I didn't cast one of your matches? What you gonna do bend me over gimme 50 lashes? aww how sad another angry fan? I'm black boy this sh** isn't a tan I can go crazy man you don't wanna meet Tyrone I bet you didn't know I was at your home your mom gave me dome. when I got your fan mail I was kinda stoked but don't challenge me to a battle 'cos I'm a bouse you wouldn't know anything about that so hit me back just to chat your favourite StarCraft caster Max. (Dido part) Verse 2: Let me guess? You got cheesed on the ladder? You un-paused the game to win 'cos the dude couldn't hold his bladder? Fine, I'll give you a shout out but I think they're over-rated If I have a daughter imma name her after you, I'm gonna call her f*ggot I'll 6 pool rush you until your dead every single one of your comments they sh** the bed. I'm happy you found LAGTV and you watch when cheese fails things got a little weird when I found you're in the mails. Some of your lines they were pretty clever but you can't see my counter I've got dark Templar Yeah I'm stuck in the platinum league and I'm pretty pissed your mom's vagina looks like an ultralisk that sat in sh**. I baneling busted her wall I think that's GG She just got raped heh by my wood league. oh my god Jeff why are you being such a hater? you made me rage quit, you didn't saturate your a**imilator. Learn how to play protoss and use giraffe's. I've seen you get owned on pretty much every map. uninstall this game RTS's ain't your thing I've watched you lose your entire base to just two ling You wanna challenge me? Are you f**ing kidding? You couldn't take this game if you had Charlie Sheen and you're winning. So stop b**hing and keep LadieMaximus oot your mooth, and did I mention your girls hatch smells like fungal growth? (Dido part)