[G.S.P.N Female Anchor] Welcome to G.S.P.N. I'm your host Gena G-String And this is Sportscenter version Thug.1 Topping our broadcast is the stunning upset victory By the underestimated rapper Max Minelli Over player-haters and b**h-a** n***as In the rap game.For more highlights Let's go to the man himself Broadcasting live, from the game [Verse One] First and Ten, I be pimpin' my pen I'm a Pro Bowl pick before the season begin I been favored to win, n***a place ya gamble Ten grand in the pocket, now watch me scramble I'ma be the first die when it kick off Police want the corner back, lookin' for the pickoff Tryin'a pick a vic off, but I ain't never skurd They call me Max Clemons, I'm pitchin' them b**hes curves I'm out'chere in the bottom of the third tryin' ta fastball Colder than a hockey puck, skate clean past y'all That's why 'ere still be a few n***as that hatin' Keep a .45 on me, call that a safety Got two bad knees, but I'm used to playin' with pain My n***a Loc touch down, that's the play of the game When it's fourth and long with one tick on the clock b**h I'm the go-to man, n***a can't be stopped [Chorus] I came to play, I'm playin' to win Now let the games begin, It's on now Everything happen in my hood be a highlight Hustlin' is a highlight, thuggin' is a highlight Halftime I'm deep in the game, I'm playin to win My n***a fourth and ten, It's on now Everything happen in my hood be a highlight Beefin' is a highlight, keepin' n***as' mind right Full court [Verse Two] I can't be short stopped, I stay on top of my block Fiends keep runnin' back hollin' pa** me the rock My lil' partner in the zone, slangin' D by the Fence n***as comin' through for the sack, tryin' ta get blitzed Last time he caught a charge man his life was a mess Had him in the Full Court, TV cameras and Press Heart pumpin' Powerade, I'm a straight up menace Causin' racket, and them hoes just love my tenni's Brushin' dirt off of my soulja pads Muggin' like a face mask Bustin' 'em up, I'm undisputed every weight cla** Put up a hundred I damn near punted When the dirty feds had my main man double covered f** Sony They phony 'till they, come with a budget I'ma be with this Indy tryin' ta move 500 This game, I love it, I'm on, I'm goin' hard Like I'm playin' in the dome wit a broke arm Thugged out [Chorus] I came to play, I'm playin' to win Now let the games begin, It's on now Everything happen in my hood be a highlight Hustlin' is a highlight, thuggin' is a highlight Halftime [G.S.P.N. Male Anchor] What an incredible play-by-play illustration By our innnn the game correspondent Max Minelli Now we're gonna finish off our broadcast with Our Champion Top Ten play of the week Starting now . [Verse Three] Number 10 I keep my broads in a Dime not a Nickel They can post up and make they booty double-dribble Number 9 The beef quick n***as kin ta me We'll put'cha on the bench with an injury Number 8 My n***a in the whip gettin' "O" We put together a drive and come back with a sco'e Number 7 I'm dope, that's what I wrote an' I spoke Get a quote, I got the game up against the ropes Number 6 I holla rep ya hood to deaf Throw up ya flag like a ref and employ yaself Number 5 Rappers look like they shook Tryin' ta steal a page outta Max Pain Playbook Number 4 If she ride with me, she a stallion I'm in her ear, runnin' game like a marathon Number 3 Run it in four flat with forty on the track Ain't no negotiation, no salary cap Number 2 My n***a H P set me a pick And clear the lane for me, I ain't never shoot no bricks And Number 1 Max ain't hard, I think not, y'all funny I'm beatin' the buzzer with a bankshot, all money n***a [Clips from NCAA/Professional game announcers] One shot, at the buzzer...Got it!!!! Ding ding ding ding ding! Sometimes those prayers are answered That kid is unbelievable . . . !