Markaholic - Chow Down lyrics
[Intro: Willam] Willam Belli... Detox... And Vicky [Verse 1: Willam, Vicky and Detox] You might feel shame (You might feel shame..) We might cross dress but that's not what's to blame Making our coins, but it's all for food We'll do anything, we're down for groups After taking some dudes from behind (I'm a top!) All we wanna score is Chicken fried [Chorus: Willam (Vicky Vox)] Oh, someday somebody's gonna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry But no don't, don't ya know Chick-fil-A say you'll make the baby Jesus cry? (Baby who?) Dudes with b**bs, gay-for-pay Even dykes say "Yay!" So chow down at Chick-fil-A Chow down at Chick-fil-A, even if you're gay (Even if you're gay) Chow down at Chick-fil-A [Verse 2: Willam, Detox and Vicky] (I know what I want!) Have it your way (Yeah, take that sh**) BK, McD, Subway all taste the same (Preservatives...) You're tired of eating meat that just went moo (Moo... Sorry 'bout it) Taco juice that makes your bu*t spew (That's gross) So, please don't sue us for libel We just want a little meat without your Bible [Chorus: Willam] Oh, someday somebody's gonna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry But no don't, don't ya know Chick-fil-A say you'll make the baby Jesus cry? (Baby who?) Dudes with b**bs, gay-for-pay Even dykes say "Yay!" So chow down at Chick-fil-A Chow down at Chick-fil-A, even if you're gay (Even if you're gay) Chow down at Chick-fil-A [Bridge: Willam] Come down to Chick-fil-A It don't matter if you're gay I said no mayonnaise! f**! Spicy fried chicken may burn hole out Sting ring for days but That chicken's worth the pain [Verse 3: Detox] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I seen a rainbow and on the other side There was a bucket of Polynesian sauce for me to dip my nuggets in Why is it because I live my life so gay That I should not eat Chick-fil-A? I'm gonna eat it anyway! They say his promise is true, but what if you are a Jew? They need a kosher meal too To bring their life to anew Closed on Sunday's and it's awful Now there's tears in my eyes No more waffle fries My only bleeding hope is for the f*gs who can't cope With the fact that they hate gays, but their food is so dope The chicken's to blame Like shooting Cain into your own vein What a shame you don't enjoy the chicken broiled by flame You'll get fisted but to eat there is delicious Well I got an appetite, I ain't got no pride We queens are bottomless pits Forever in the drive-through Honey mustard on my tits All for me and none for you [Chorus: Willam, Detox and Vicky] Someday somebody's gonna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry But no don't, don't ya know Chick-fil-A say you'll make the baby Jesus cry Dudes with b**bs, gay-for-pay Even dikes say "Yay!" So chow down at Chick-fil-A [Outro: Willam, Detox and Vicky] Chicken chow down Chicken chow down (I'mma eat up all this sh**) (That's mine, that's mine too) Chicken chow down baby! (You're gonna wanna pa** that sauce, girl) Put it in your mouth Don't matter if you're gay Just chow down at Chick-fil-A (Bible-thumpin' b**hes) Chicken chow down (You're awful)