Markaholic - American Apparel Ad Girls lyrics

[Alaska]: I like it when you don't touch my hair I prefer it if you don't touch my hair [Courtney Act]: Chapstick and mascara [Alaska]: Dawson's 50 load weekend an*s [Courtney Act]: Laser hair removal Willam... perhaps? [Courtney Act, Alaska & Willam]: We know it when you're creeping You know that D is there So, please, feel free to like us And buy these tops we wear These ill shirts [Alaska]: Oh my god, I'm on that t-shirt [Courtney Act, Alaska & Willam]: They're good shirts [Willam]: f*g swag [Courtney Act, Alaska & Willam]: They're good shirts [Alaska]: This merchandise is for sale [Courtney Act, Alaska & Willam]: Sickening [Alaska]: Bis**ual uber-drivers [Courtney Act] Tell me about it [Alaska]: My voice [Willam]: Lupita N'yongo [Alaska]: Delicious [Courtney Act]: The Courtney Act patented lubing technique You play the saxophone? I thought you said you said you were good at s** [Willam]: Alaska... 5000 Capezio pantyhose without any runs (no runs) Feeling my oats when I'm out with Gia Gunn Queens with old school names like Nicole Paige Brooks And having Mathu Anderson beating your face Being tucked continuously for a month Or being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls Being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls... know what I mean? I like Britney Spears circa 2007 [Courtney Act]: Oh, I love it when it smells like your mom washes your clothes [Alaska]: I like Ariana Grande so much I wanna order an Ariana Venti [Willam]: I like turtles [Alaska]: What? [Courtney Act]: I like people who are pretty in their own unique way, so... no [Alaska]: I like your p**y [Courtney Act]: I like happy cow [Alaska]: I like it when you drink an espresso and you have to poop immediately [Willam]: I like turtles [Courtney Act, Alaska & Willam]: We know it when you're creeping You know that D is there So, please, feel free to like us And buy these tops we wear These ill shirts [Alaska]: I like when you don't touch my hair [Courtney Act, Alaska & Willam]: They're good shirts [Alaska]: I like when you don't touch my hair No, I'm serious [Courtney Act, Alaska & Willam]: They're good shirts [Alaska]: I prefer it if you don't touch my hair [Courtney Act, Alaska & Willam]: Sickening [Alaska]: Please, stay the f** away from my hair [Courtney Act, Alaska & Willam]: We know it when you're creeping You know that D is there So, please, feel free to like us And buy these tops we wear These ill shirts They're good shirts [Courtney Act]: They're good shirt, baby [Courtney Act, Alaska & Willam]: They're good shirts Sickening [Alaska]: That's all