Mark Miller - Honky-Tonk Somewhere lyrics

Help me 911 Operator, got a Friday night emergency I need nursin' cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin' and I'm thirstin' for a remedy I need a redhead, brunette, or blonde angel of mercy that'll put me in intensive care There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere Hang on, don't hang up on me lady, gotta take me to the promised land 'Cause I'm dying to see something like a juke joint jumpin' to a thumpin' little five-piece band And be it red dirt, swing, just anything that's country, even karaoke I don't care There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk and girl you gotta get me there I've tried my phone app road maps, Siri, where's the party at, but that ain't got me anywhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere Last call, that's all operator, I'm afraid we're running out of time I know I sound broken but I just keep hoping for an open glowing neon sign And maybe this is crazy, but I'm thinking baby, maybe later you can meet me there There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk and girl you gotta get me there I've tried my phone app road maps, Siri, where's the party at, but that ain't got me anywhere There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere (out there) There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere