Mark Miley - The Performer lyrics

[Verse 1] I'll come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Pull my pants on down for you Then I'll crawl away I will blow hot fart on you I will build an R-2 D-2 I won't even start for you Unless you f**ing pay [Chorus](x3) Because I am the performer [Verse 2] I will come to town for you Dress up like a clown for you Try not to f** around on you Do so anyway I will find the Ark for you Go sleep in the park with you I'll even s** a co*k or two But no sir, I'm not gay [Chorus](x3) Because I am the performer oh yeah eh oh yeah [Bridge] Before I was a who*e, on tour I was the child always running around With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down Showbiz was calling so I hit the stage Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage My life was bullsh** and I didn't care Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare But what else could I f**ing do? But play another song for you Thinking about a nose job, too Cause I am the Performer