Mark Lowry - Every Teacher lyrics

Never on the honor roll But I think that I should mention I would have a masters now If they gave it in detention Shot spit wads till I turned blue And flew paper airplanes too My chemestry experiment Blew up the whole school, by accident Every teacher knows my name They hear it and go insane I brought prayer back to cla** Cuz all my teachers prayed that I would pa** At the mention of my name Teachers twitch, and some start droolin A diploma was my aim But I even flunked home schooling Put a frog down one girl's back My mama got notes by the stack All of my teachers got combat pay Every hour, every day Every teacher knows my name They hear it and go insane So many swats that I couldn't keep score That's what I grew all this padding for! Every teacher knows my name They hear it and go insane I brought prayer back to cla** Cuz all my teachers prayed that I would pa** Yeah, sure, maybe I drove them mad And was the worst student they ever had But they are getting their just deserts I talk about them at my concerts! Every teacher knows my name They hear it and go insane I can't recall all those words that they spoke "Mark, your life's gonna be a joke" Every teacher knows my name They hear it and go insane So many swats that I couldn't keep score That's what I grew all this padding for! Every teacher knows my name They hear it and go insane I brought prayer back to cla** Cuz all my teachers prayed that I would pa**