Smoke and mirrors and everything nice I wasn't married to the weekend I was banking on the back end Kamikaze and Miami Vice She shook a few of my favorite things Like Cloak and Dagger So Seabury Quinn, I couldn't keep it all together I was spooking in the end zone Arigato Go-go gadget arms She only took me for 10,000 yen [Chorus] It's like a bad dream Something from the back of a magazine Black and white and cheaply put together Like a slasher film I'm torn in opposite directions The plot s**s but the k**ings are gorgeous God damn these k**ings are gorgeous Darkened corners at every bend I wasn't s**ing down the poison I was working on the QT Shaky shaky, all over the world She tried a cartwheel at every turn The creepy crawlies, a case of revenge I had the martyrs that I bartered from the barons for the bandoliers Karaoke, her feminine flaw I had a feeling this was not the end [Chorus] And like a nightmare Covering the tracks that had brought you there Paranoid and frozen in the heathers Like a slasher film I'm torn in opposite directions The plot s**s but the k**ings are gorgeous Cave in, cave out, nothing but nervous doubt Waiting for the big bang to get me Cave in, cave out, nothing but nervous doubt Waiting for the big bang to get me, waiting for the big bang Wrapped in plastic, we all get the end She had to take it to the majors Couldn't keep it on the down low Silly rabbit Good grief, tambien Another stiff at the scene of the crime [Chorus] And like a nightmare Covering the tracks that had brought you there Paranoid and frozen in the heathers Like a slasher film I'm torn in opposite directions The plot s**s but the k**ings are gorgeous God damn, these k**ings are gorgeous