[Verse 1] You and I should get away for awhile I just want to be alone with your smile Buy some candy and cigarettes and we'll get in my car We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar [Chorus] Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do I just want to be your only one I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw That night on the floor when we were all alone [Verse 2] My love life was getting so bland There are only so many ways I can make love with my hand Sometimes it makes me want to laugh Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath [Chorus] [Verse 3] Who's going to be the odd man out? I don't want to be the odd man out Is this going to be the end Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?