Mark Hoppus - f** a Dog lyrics

[Verse 1] I want to f** a dog in the a** He Wants to f** a dog in the a** I want to f** a dog That's right kids I Tried to f** your mom in the a** Tried to f** your dad in the a** Could only find the dog And it's a** [Chorus] We Want to f** a dog in the a**[x2] We want to f** a dog [Verse 2] I Tried to f** a f**ing pirate in the a** Ar, me and me first mate ya scurvy cur Tried to f** a f**in' pirate But I found the dog Ar, that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister (It's a Mexican pirate) [Chorus] [Outro] f** you!