[Verse 1] I don't want to urinate on myself I don't want to urinate on anyone else Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore Because I can't control my bladder anymore [Chorus] Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) [Bridge] Step back in the light No more soiled nights alone But I guess I don't have a care Because there's not a load in my underwear [Verse 2] I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go) I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go) I had an accident today I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know what to say [Chorus]