[Verse 1]: Life is hard And so am I You'd better give me something So I don't die [Chorus 1] Novocaine for the soul Before I sputter out Before I sputter out [Verse 2] Life is white And I am black Jesus and his lawyer Are coming back [Chorus 2] Oh my darling Will you be here Before I sputter out (x3) [Bridge] Guess who's living here with the great undead? This paint by numbers life is f**ing with my head, once again [Verse 3] Life is good And I feel great Cause mother says I was A great mistake [Chorus 3] Novocaine for the soul You'd better give me something to fill the hole Before I sputter out (x4)