Marissa Paternoster - Reality TV lyrics

I watch re-runs of the Jersey Shore Snooki drank too much, now she's on the floor It's a feeling that I've felt before Though it was not televised I don't mind, I don't get upset And you're watching me while I'm watching it I'm just curious I'm a scientist But you think that I'm depressed I watch reality TV Just look at what it's done to me I can't believe that nothing means Not half of what it did I don't mind, I don't get upset But I haven't left my bedroom yet And getting dressed was an accomplishment So you win, you win, you win You win, you win Don't tell me where you've been Don't tell me what you did When you were gone Me, I guess I'm still something of an amateur You'd think that I would know by now Season 8 and I ain't figured it out So, on film I keep getting my feelings hurt Or saying things you don't deserve Or imprinting on you like a werewolf in love I did, you don't get my references What if I met someone who did Did it all sound better in your head That movie was so offensive but it got me through November Even though I will swear up and down that I wish that I knew better I wish I did Don't tell me where you've been Don't tell me what you did When you were gone When it gets so bad that it's almost good I'll move to San Francisco or Hollywood I won't write you like you wish I would But I'll miss you all the same You won't mind, you won't get upset Once you change, all you want is the audience They are obviously all narcissists Me, I just love turning off my brain One big escape Don't tell me at all (don't tell me where you've been) I don't want to know (don't tell me what you did) I'll just watch it over and over on the show