Mario - Mario Meets Parents lyrics

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Mario - Mario Meets Parents lyrics

[Princess Peach] Mother, Father, this is my boyfriend Mario. Chimes play [Queen] Charmed to finally meet your acquaintance, Mario-- oh!, Did a pig sh** out a dead fetus in here? [Mario] Sniffs Oh-ho-ho! I beg-a your forgiveness. I come-a here through the sewer line. Chimes play [Princess Peach] Mario's a plumber. [King] So he commutes through human waste? [Princess Peach] And he's Italian. [King] Oh, okay. Say no more. Chimes play Cut to the Royal Living Room, Mario searches for something in a sofa [Queen] Did you lose something, Mario? [Mario] Hey, hey! I-a found-a one! [Holds up a coin] [Queen] Gives sarcastic chuckle Yes, in OUR sofa. Mario puts the coin in his pocket [King] And there it goes. Cut to the Royal Dinner Room [Mario] So I says, "Aye, paisan, toilet paper and-a paper towels-- They ain't the same thing!" [Laughs] [Queen] Sarcastically Mmm, another clogged toilet story. What a delightful compliment to our mushroom soup. [Mario] Mushrooms?! Ay-yi-yi! [Sneezes] Mario grows bigger [Princess Peach] Remind me to bring mushrooms on our honeymoon. [Mario] I'm so sorry. I have a few allergies. Mario slides towards the wall and bumps into a flower [Mario] Mama mia! Flowers! [Sneezes] Mario turns into Fire Mario and starts to sneeze fireballs. One hits the drapes, and one the Queen's dress. [Queen] Oh! My drapes! My meat drapes! [King] Both equally dusty. [Mario] Ay-yi-yi! [Sneezes] When sneezing, he accidentally bumps into a Koopa shell which bumps into three blocks. We then hear the Game Over music as the castle goes under, then cut to static.

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