Who are those great looking dolls? It's quick curl-Barbie and mod-hair Ken! But what do I do with my old Barbie? S-U-B-A-R-B-I-E-A, S-U-B-A-R-B-I-E-A Yeah, Su-Barbie-A If you're going to tell me you don't like this dress I'm sticking my head right in the oven Oh, honey! I feel fantastic, hey hey hey The fact is: You, being the artist that you are Being the age that you are Having the body that you have Having the face shape that you have This really does work for you! Now, you are not, uh Being the real adult in this Not with this hair, and not with this dress! Honestly, I feel like I'm celebrating (Barbie) And I love Girl, be honest Is there any possible way you could think for a second About what somebody else might think of this? Doll! I love your wives, They're so, uh Fuzzy fuzzy cute cute! Barbie's changed, Barbie's new and different! The Stepfords! I don't like tea, I like gin Even if they don't like me, they all know me Be who you wanna be, girl! B-A-R-B-I-E Tanner wants a treat! So cute! Oh excuse us! You potty trained Tanner, Barbie! Barbie girl