Margaret Cho - My Puss lyrics

My puss, the gates of heaven Your puss, closed seven eleven My puss, spouting genius rhymes Your puss, gets help from the march of dimes My puss, is hot and ready to please Your puss, is riddled with disease My puss, has a myspace page Your puss, all yellowed with age My puss, cause major erections Your puss, rigged the election My puss, is the best on the block Your puss, invaded Iraq My puss, is fine so I flaunt it Your puss, is so old that it's haunted My puss, make me all kind of money Your puss, tends to smell kind of funny My puss, did a monologue Your puss could probably hide a log My puss, would be pretty if it showed Your puss has its own area code My puss, calms the savage beast Your puss, infected with yeast My puss, is a hell of a dame Your puss, outed Valerie Plame My puss, is so tight and hot Your puss, has a parking lot My puss wet like hurricane Katrina Your puss couldn't even get help from FEMA My puss won a Pulitzer prize Your puss is enormous in size My puss is s**y in lace Your puss, could rent out some space My puss, would please the hardest banger Your puss, is like an airplane hangar My puss, is keepin' it real Your puss, invented the wheel