Marc Shaiman - Doctor's Orders lyrics

[NURSES] Hey doctor, are you on call? I'm not feeling so well at all I kept thinking about ya As I could not sleep a wink last night I tossed and turned the whole night long Kept feeling like something's wrong I need a checkup to make everything all right So I… Made this appointment And I cleared your afternoon Yes, I… Need me a little “T.L.C.” And I gotta get some soon Let me tell ya that… Maybe I never listened good I never did the things I should But I'm ready to take doctor's orders! Baby, I never felt so bad I need something I never had And I'm ready to take doctor's orders! Hey doctor, I need repair I need intense intensive care I better take heed of the surgeon general's warning And if you're tired and looking pale I'll be your Florence Nightingale And if one won't do Then please, take two And call us in the morning Yes I… Like playing doctor Was my favorite game indoors And I… Still like to play around I'll show you mine, if you show me yours Maybe I need your remedy Doc, it's an emergency So I'm ready to take doctor's orders Baby I need the antidote You're hiding under that white lab coat Yes I'm ready to take doctor's orders I know what they say about an apple a day To be the strongest gal in town But if an apple a day keeps the doctor away I'm gonna burn that orchard down! Aw, baby don't stop until I'm healed I've got Blue Cross And I'm ready to take doctor's orders Baby take out that stethoscope You may be my only hope So I'm ready to take doctor's orders Baby, you'd better operate Then to Miami to recuperate Yes I'm ready to take doctor's orders (Talkin' 'bout wham-bam, hot damn!) Oxygen please, can't catch my breath Doctor you got the kiss of d**h And I'm ready Ready Come on, let's rock steady Yes I'm ready… for doctor's orders!