Marc Shaiman - Public Relations lyrics

[Ensemble] Here she is! Miss Marilyn Monroe Will she have the answers That our readers want to know? [Christian Borle] From India and Pars And from just across the pond [Ensemble] We have so many questions For America's smart dumb blonde [Katharine McPhee] Here I am I dropped in from the sky For Look and Life and all the boys From Peek and U.P.I [Ensemble] Please let us peek behind closed doors [Christian Borle] Where no one is allowed! [Katharine McPhee] Well I'm pretty good in private But the truth is, I'm better in a crowd I relate to men of so many nations But public relations Are my favorite kind [Ensemble] You're the story that we're glad we're a**igned [Katharine McPhee] Dealing with one man Can lead to frustrations But public relations I have never declined [Ensemble] Cause we're the guys who'll never leave ya behind [Katharine McPhee] A bunch of men With pad and pen Is a way to have some fun But ladies, listen to me Confidentially? Nothing ever beats a one on one [Katharine McPhee and Ensemble] Still, you can come to me [Katharine McPhee] For s** in quotations So I'll use public relations To give you a piece of my mind [Ensemble] Gimme, gimme A piece of your mind Cause the answer to a question Is the way you're defined, like [Christian Borle] What do you sleep in? [Katharine McPhee] Well I adore Chanel No. 5 and not much more [Christian Borle] Any advice for a girl in the city? [Katharine McPhee] If you're two-faced, at least make one of them pretty [Christian Borle] The studio says, "lateness is your favorite crime" [Katharine McPhee] True, I've been on a calendar, but never on time [Christian Borle] So when you posed nude, your inhibitions were gone? [Katharine McPhee] Well, that's not quite true, I kept the radio on! [Musical Interlude] [Ensemble] Yes, to chase the blues Boys, I chase the newsboys! Fame has plenty of perks [Katharine McPhee] When your life's a mess Call the foreign press [Christian Borle] Be they Indian, Parisian, British German, or Turks [Katharine McPhee] I am glad you crave My best conjugations [Katharine McPhee and Ensemble] Yes, public relations Is my favorite sound [Katharine McPhee] Cause when I'm alone I can pick up the phone Cause the forth estate Is always around! [Ensemble] Yes, it's just good public relations!