Marc Gunn & The Dubliners' Tabby Cats - The Demented Cat Game lyrics

Come all ye young fellows and listen while I sing For the love of a kitty cat is terrible thing He'll banish your senses. You'll be prisoner to his pain And he'll make you a part of the demented cat game My name it is Marc Gunn, and I'm nearly thirty-three My home is in Austin, where two cats live with me Well I've known all my life that all cats are insane Yet I still fell in love with the demented cat game These two cats of mine have terrorized me My home is too small for their cat tyranny But still Tiziano is greatly to blame He meows and I melt in the demented cat game I came in and saw Torre stretched out on his chair His sleepy eyes saw me smile at his stare His fine body stretched, then his tongue licked his mane Contorting his neck in the demented cat game It's nearly two years since these two cats moved in The sofa's now covered with the scent of cat chin Well I read about felines, and never wanted the same Until I became part of the demented cat game I lie in my bed and on me my cats lie I see Torre legs bend he's ready to fly He jumps on my tummy. I give thanks for the pain And the explosive nature of the demented cat game