Marc Gunn & The Dubliners' Tabby Cats - I'll Tell My Cat lyrics

I'll tell my cat when I come home "Leave the furniture alone." She tore my sheets and shred my couch I'm tired of coming home a grouch --chorus-- But she is loving. She is pretty And I am so whipped by my kitty Her claws catch my sleeve, rips 1, 2, 3 Please won't you leave the curtains be I tell her each morning that I love her But my shoes need laces so please don't chew 'em She mews real sweet then knocks over a candle Now she's gnawing on my sandles Out of the bathroom she struts quite bold A roll of toilet paper clung to her toe I really wonder if I will k** her When her mouth has feathers from my pillow Let the thunder storms crash all night long She'll be too scared to rend my thong She may be shivering from fright But at least this weekend I'll have my tights I bought her a scratch post of her own So she'll leave my living room alone But I come home to see only fluff and filling If she hadn't just meowed, there'd be a k**in' --chorus-- --last chorus-- She is loving. She is pretty And I am so whipped by my kitty Her claws catch my sleeve, rips 1, 2, 3 I never liked those curtains anyway