Mantra - Carl Sagan lyrics
[Verse 1: Kelly Betz] Snapping pictures of my action figures With my golf bags sagging I'm laughing at Wilfred Acting bigger than a master wizard Gall bladders and gizzards Scroll patterns and scriptures In this lost land of the lizards Take a tall stand Y'all abandoned the blizzard Bathroom stall call backs Blasted in sizzurup Mall santas and pictures with s*ut sisters Young digg-a-ler Tongue tick-a-ler Turning love interests to cum switchers Rub with her ‘til my thumb blisters Drunk hipster with the bum ticker f**ed liver Drug sniffer Chug liqueur with one hitters ‘til my head hurts Tell Earl Sweatshirt I'm talking on a blog with my arms cut off it's f**ing awesome dawg Pay to watch us say obnoxious slang at concerts Our tapes bonkers My CD's nuts Drawings of me on the cover like see deez nutz I'm cd as f** I'm better than everybody-what! Pills on my necklace, pump up the Valium I'm a punk in drublic like a NOFX album k**ed so many kids my cortex can't count ‘em Drive a corvette through a cortex And warning, warhead, smiling I'm recording important findings and filing ‘em in the name of science as if my name was [Hook] Carl Sagan A million digits You feel me? That's metaphysics If I ever die, remember me for freestyling And if I ever ride, I'm in that front side smiling If I ever die, remember that man was a mountain Living like an island Thinking like he's Carl Sagan A million digits You feel me? That's astrophysics Carl Sagan A million digits That's astrophysics [Verse 2] These are love letters to loneliness Lazy a** Lollygag Trying lie to you on a polygraph With two girlfriends a poly-amorous Dalai Lama Jeffrey Dahmer swag And you don't want the problems that my problems have Whooping stacks of Marley and monopoly cash I'm proudly watching battles yelling “Body Bag!” Went from pottery to pot now I pop up in your podcasts Sorry Mom, Sorry Dad but I forgot my past blacked out at the party signing autographs in an Obama mask I'm doing ollies off a dropping ramp You're an Aziz Ansari rant Some sort of comedy act I'm Ali in a boxing match I'll leave your arteries collapsed heartbeat flat as Atari pads Kicking the sh** out of a printer with the guys from Office Space while I'm Screaming in my boss' face like Do you copy that?! [Hook] Carl Sagan A million digits You feel me? If I ever die, remember me for freestyling If I ever ride, I'm in the front side smiling If I ever die, remember that man was a mountain Living like an island Thinking like he's Carl Sagan A million digits You feel me?