Well There Were Shady Trees Here Where I Was Born The Rivers Still There But The Trees Are Gone Like Everything Else I Guess Nothing Ever Stays The Same And People Come Here From Miles Around To Pitch There Tents Near The Midway Grounds And Listen To Rock And Roll In The Pouring Rain And It Could Never Feel Like Some Foreign Land So I'll Come Back Here When I Can Because I'm Still Here Stuck On Lazy River Again Oh Yes I'm Still Here Stuck On Lazy River Again Now The Old Man That Used To Live Next To Me Had A Faithful Dog And A Colour T.V. That We Would Watch As He Spoke Of The Good Ol' Days He Said I've Been Around This Big Old World Still Stand At Attention When The Flags Unfurled When I Was A Boy Son Things Had To Be That Way And What Brought Me Back Here I Don't Know I Guess There's No Place That I Can Go Because I'm Still Here Stuck On Lazy River Again Oh Yes I'm Still Here Stuck On Lazy River Again You Bet I'm Still Here Stuck On Lazy River Rock And Roll Is Still Here Stuck On Lazy River The Old Man Is Still Here Stuck On Lazy River And It's A Lonely Place Yea