Manny Sanchez - Robe Connoisseur lyrics

[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] The weather that's inside my robe is partly cloudy with a light chance of snow Well, Is it a crime? Banana hammock and im smuggling limes Are you an ant eater? No my friend im definitely circumcised NICE bo*er! Its just a loner from an anonymous donor Flash forward 15 minutes, half your staffs already pregnant Kimono fanatic, the belt is always coming loose Im standing infront of a fan, overt your eyes if you don't party Stairdiving, hardwood floors are laminated, nitrous on deck just incase the oxygens contaminated Well that reminds me, whos got my keys, mon? This segways a futuristic coat rack without keys, son! Wall to wall maze of mirrors Game of d**h inspired living room With Roger Murdock on the clock, getting paid to get this party started Dump a whole solo cup full of glitter on my own head Protect your eyes and your mouth Hey, that's what dude said! Its kinda loud here , step into the launch pad Watch me lay on my back and Im doing a move I call the helicopter And when I take off , well step back Flush your eyes with milk if needed Shop keep grab the smelling salts I'm happy as sh** but my neighbors are appalled [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Well check me out in my robe Robe like everyday, Robe like Well check me out in my robe Robe like everyday, Robe like Grab a napkin catch some coins Won't you open up your mind as take you round the globe Check me out in my robe Robe like everyday, Robe like [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] Well who needs success? In a robe and boxers, fully dressed Im spot checking Peters house? He comes out in a Robe, he pa**ed my test Well great job! My only suggestion is to let the robe hang open and then top it off with a pinch of the combover swim cap Am I cookoo straight flossing my Louie Print Gofuku Iromuji game on lock while your tea ceremony garb is smock Call a doctor, just not the one that Michael had I serve my dark lord prince my a**less chaps are evidence Erotic robes by the closet, you should come and visit This one just came in, farted on by none other than Galileo I wear this robe when I eat asparagus almondine Robe connoisseur says 6 out of 6, and those guys are totally prix! Doctorate in robeacology, I can legally grant you wishes But wish for more wishes and watch me drop the robe and do my business Well uh oh I dipped my belt into the toilet now, and uh oh at least it blends in with the pattern well To call the cops just seems to me to be a bit rash, my whole ward robe is just robes Watch me cabbage patch in front of a strobe YES YES YES [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Well check me out in my robe Robe like everyday, Robe like Well check me out in my robe Robe like everyday, Robe like Grab a napkin catch some coins Won't you open up your mind as take you round the globe Check me out in my robe Robe like everyday, Robe like Open my robe