Manny Sanchez - ASSpect Ratio lyrics

[Intro: Showboat Blastoff] You're soft like pudding, vanilla snack pack While my everyday life deserves a laugh track You got a** crack jokes, I thought were past that I don't even own a comb so just leave me alone [Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff] How many giraffe can I fit in this raft raft Just lift with your knees knees while trying not to cut the cheese Me llamo Larry, imma dignitary, sitting side saddle Coleco paddle while reckless eyeballing in seattle Bee keepers mask mask so you can't tell what im looking at Eye full of pants wool, while sniffing past your barstool stool Whip out bank give a champaign toast toast Bury my face inside your rump roast roast Skin color moon boots doing the luge while wearing a ton of rouge Maybe isn't what your really used to Staying in comfort zone and dying alone Sounds like a plan, im just saying running man naked in japan Im Naked in japan With Gedde Watanabe Riding doubles with on an 80s exercycle And im dressed like Michael 1987 on november 11 max headroom `was in your bedroom Wylin out with a fly swatter Catch the wave wave wave wave wave wave wave Watch your love fade fade fade fade fade fade You can't touch me cause im out of your district I got a forty in my sock and im talking bout disdick Im at a crossroads, with steve vai and Ralph macchio Playing sweet home Chicago in the laundry mat laundry mat And when im done I rest my pouch on my couch and rest my head upon a pillow that's been filled with rats [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Clown wigs for my whole team, jock strap on my peen, you could kiss my aspect ratio On the way to the ice cream, nitrous in my limosine, you could kiss my aspect ratio You could love me not, you could love me no not Tapatio on my tater tater tots tots Smoke bombs are the only shot shot Puckerup bu*tercup, kiss my aspect ratio [Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff] How do you describe pauly shore to a foreigner? Or s**ual chocolate on my pillow at the waldorf Astoria? Act like an a**bag get your own hashtag I got some cash, so act natural as I sit upon this ca**erole Pubes on my ice cubes, having drinks in the restroom Probably not my best idea, svedka looks like cha cha chia When im on the throne, shoot me in sepiatone Observe my bone and then leave me alone Well I'm just sifting thru this trash bag, huffing on this gas rag Since my last visit, I built a clone who can't pick up the phone Stain covered bathrobe, and staring at some teets Shampoo on his head he'll never rinse or repeat Well im getting worried, hes never been away from home for this long Please don't desert me, there was no clone, I was just looking in the mirror O how odd, pa** my codpiece, sign the release And gain access to view my babababababu*tcheeks Me and the smart gremlin at the top of the kremlin Flossing pubic hair out in the center of the red square I was the first to befriend a new baby giraffe And I was the first one to dress like a new baby giraffe And everywhere I go I'm all about baby giraffes I think they are alright, but man they get a ton of laughs [Hook: Showboat Blastoff] Clown wigs for my whole team, jock strap on my peen, you could kiss my aspect ratio On the way to the ice cream, nitrous in my limosine, you could kiss my aspect ratio You could love me not, you could love me no not Tapatio on my tater tater tots tots Smoke bombs are the only shot shot Puckerup bu*tercup, kiss my aspect ratio