Malcolm Gets - In The Middle of the Room lyrics

[GORDON] Here I sit In the middle of the room I don't throw a fit And I don't start crying Nurses flit As they fiddle in the room It's a damn charade That I can't abide Froggy came, froggy went I resent his appearance Splicing veins, tricky sh**! That is what he said! Fact remains: I could soon be dead In the middle of my gloom! In the middle of my fright! In the middle of the room! In the middle of the night [MIMI] Here I stand In the middle of the road And I'm waiting for a car To come along and k** me People ask Why I'm standing in the road And I say because I'm frightened he will die k** me please Straight ahead Make me dead Get it over with! [GORDON] In the middle of the room And I'm waiting for a shot Nurse, please! I'm sitting in the room I'm afraid of what I've got I'll die k** me please Straight ahead Make me dead Get it over with! (MIMI picks up the phone.) [MIMI, spoken] I just called to tell you everything's gonna be alright [GORDON, spoken] Ma, you sound foolish [MIMI] Mother will protect Mother's gonna fix things Anything that's wrecked Mother's gonna make things- [GORDON, spoken] Mother, please! Say goodbye Ma, a heart to heart: When I die, you can't fall apart [MIMI] What a stupid thing to say! Rather stab me with a knife! What an ignorant display! In the middle of your life! The middle of your In the middle of your life [GORDON, spoken] It is not the middle of my life, mother! I'm dying [MIMI, spoken] I will see you tomorrow