Mal Webb - Urfes lyrics

There's a woman in the crowd Who doesn't seem to like the show Then again maybe she loves it But hasn't let her face know That's URFES Unfortunate Resting Facial Expression Syndrome That's URFES You know it, you've seen the same, now it's got a name Now I'm on an escalator And arriving at the top But there's a seven person pile up When the guys in front stop That's EESAPS Escalator Ending Stop And Ponder Syndrome... Now I'm sitting at the airport And my flight's called through People stampede like elephants Just to stand in a queue That's URTWILS Unnecessary Racing To Wait In Line Syndrome And there's TWALPIS Texting Walking And Lamp Post Interface Syndrome And there's SMELBOS Sunday Morning Early Leaf Blower Orchestra Syndrome And there's MURSAS Making Up Ridiculous Sydrome Acronyms Syndrome Like URFES You know it, you've seen the same, now it's got a name