Mal Webb - Soy Dandy lyrics

Soy dandy, pour latte soy dandy If you've any handy hand me soy dandy No coffee, tea, bonox or brandy The one drug to expand me can be soy dandy Roasted dandelion root's therapeutic to boot Though it's taste has acquired a disputed repute Lighten up avec lait d'Legume or Bovine If it's your cup of tea, honey, sure we'll be fine And dandy, our livers demand we Deliver soy dandy blandly or grandly Though strangely, the French say "pissenlit" While "dent de lion" is, frankly, soy dandy Now, the tooth of the Lion is the truth of the name For the leaf has a line which is somewhat the same Just as "soy" must have been* from the Spanish "to be" But two bees may or may not** mean honey, you see How Gandhi, on legs thin and bandy Walked in, took a stand, demanding soy dandy And Teddy once begged Andy Pandy "Lose Looby Loo's candy. You need soy dandy" Like beaches are sandy, I need soy dandy Like stud bulls are randy, I need soy dandy Like beer and lemonade is shandy, I need soy dandy