Mal Webb - Magpie lyrics

I heard a pretty magpie that sings in the tree "Tell me dear bird what you're singing to me A message of love? Of joyous good cheer? Of sweet happiness for all mankind to hear? (for all mankind to hear?)" To this, the pretty magpie replied in a thrice: "Sadly reality isn't so nice I'm warning those near of my murderous streak To clear off or feel the sharp tip of my beak "Keep away or there may well be blood on the branches And my foes know for sure there be no second chances" And so unto the magpie I cried in dismay: "How could you dare to mislead me this way The gist of your lilting mellifluous song Is twisted and foul! Are you sure it's not wrong? (Are you sure it's not wrong?)" Then quoth the surly magpie, its beak in a sneer "Humans are hopeless! You have no idea Your arrogance fully outweighs your true worth You're just one of billions of species on earth "Kindly take no delight in my song of reprisals Get out of my sight or I'll peck out your eyeballs (repeat)