Mal Webb - You're Grouse lyrics

You're grouse, and I'm buggered if I know what else to say Like je taime, ti amo or yag elska dei But the language may be getting in the way You're grouse and I hold you in the highest of esteem You're the best a female friend has ever been But I think I've got a little bit too keen And you say you wish more boys could be like me But how can you fail to see, I'm waiting here patiently You're grouse, but it's hardly like we are the perfect match 'Cos on you the other girls are not a patch And in life I seem to fumble every catch You're grouse, and I've never been a winner with the words I'm a total loss at matrices and surd So I don't even fit in with other nerds You're grouse, but the truth is too impossible to face That the footy players are really more your pace So my love is a completely hopeless case You're grouse! It's the only thing I have the guts to say 'Cos my feeling may cause you to run away Even worse you may just pity me and stay You're grouse