I went to a gay bar And I looked at all the paintings If you see somebody Studying paintings at a gay bar, that's me And all the boys were laughing And then all the girls were dancing And I thought for a moment, I saw someone in between So, do you want to talk to me? Do you want to dance with me? Do you want to get drunk and discuss anthropology? I don't really care that much No, I don't care at all I just don't want to be alone when I hit that wall 'Cause all of my life Oh, all of my life I've been waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, Waiting in line So I went to the gay bar And I got myself a haircut I was feeling like I should Thinking I looked pretty good And at the door there was a fee And once inside would you believe That no one even took a second To take a second glance at me? So, do you want to talk to me? Do you want to dance with me? Do you want to get drunk and discuss anthropology? I don't really care that much No, I don't care at all I just don't want to be alone when I take that fall 'Cause all of my life Oh, all of my life I've been waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, Waiting in line So I went to the gay bar Only stayed an hour or two Then I mustered up the courage to come crawling back to you And I know that that's bad etiquette, And I know it's pretty low, But I realized that I love you And I thought you ought to know! So, say that you'll still talk to me Please say that you'll still dance with me Say you want to stay at home and discuss anthropology 'Cause I don't really care that much But I'd pretend for you Let me say again so it sinks in, That I'm sorry and I love you And all of my life, In fact, all of our lives We are waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, For the right time