MajorLeagueWobs - Dumplings lyrics

Yo... PinkOmega Yo PinkOmega [Chorus] One bad chef In a kitchen full of dough Three bad b**hes with their hands on the stove Making home movies with a hand full of stoges I'm cooking all the dumplings I'm cooking all the dumplings [Verse] Motherf**ers want to act funny Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny Go to Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby Motherf**ing gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie But who am I to talk. Making preteens laugh for the money Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops! Rapping in the kitchen but got no silver spoon Got to feed on the b**hes, b**hes Bad to the bone, prone to the home grown Girls moan when I come home, dick like an ozone Want to step in the ring? Just skin and a sack of sh**ty meat like dumplings Boy I don't wear Gucci Still cla**y but rotten like blue cheese We're about to make a movie With a hand held Sony, puffing on a loosie "Cooking the dumplings all day" Is the only thing I say when I mind my business Get the f** out of my kitchen! I'm cooking up a storm boy. None of that beef sh** They say I'm the man in your nightmares Your girl in the bed screaming "right there!" I'm high on the weed and the xany I find it uncanny there's so much poonani They found me the lab doing stem cell research I was trying to grow you some balls The police came but I explained about your b**hing Now they want to pitch in and support the cause Hate my ways? That's a personal issue Because you're thinking about me, put down the tissues. (Ew!) Why you still yapping to me? Didn't mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger? Are you crying in the stall with a belt and a razor? Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator? Oh, because I never heard of your dumb a**. (Nope!) Go f** yourself in the mouth with a taser. (whoop!) Because I'm cooking all the dumplings (x4) [Chorus]