Maestro - Rape A Bartender lyrics

[Intro: Bizarre] This what you do When the bartender f** your drink up b**h, I said Absolut cranberry [Verse 1: Bizarre] Seen this white b**h that I wanted to rape So I said "f** it" and I asked her on a date Lots of cash, we went out to a casino Just me and a girlfriend, out there playing Bingo So I'm trying to think of a way to make my attack I got a .357 with an axe in the back And I f**ed her raw, gave her black co*k all night I ain't Brian Pumper, I'm more like Wesley Pipes Now it's back to this b**h getting raped 2 chainsaws and some black duct tape Said she was sorry, didn't want me to take her life I said "f** that" and stabbed her with a knife [Hook 1] He raped the bartender (oh nobody's lookin' for me) Pulled opened the car with her (uh-huh, okay) He raped the bartender (oh nobody's lookin' for me) And now Bizarre is in her (okay) [Verse 2: Maestro] Woke up this morning, almost late for my flight Probably from the way I was fooling at the bar last night I remember this one chick, body looking so right Damn it what was her name? She had a boyfriend, dude was staring at me with a mean mug Probably cause his girl's staring at me like she wanna f** Don't be mad at me, stupid, don't bring your b**h to the club I'll shoot two in your brain Don't let this bar tab fool ya, I'll dump you in the trunk You lost your life cause your girl thinks I'm cooler than you You had too much to drink You better stop and think Before you end up on Channel 5 [Hook] Don't play with the bartender You 'bout to get your a** beat Just because you drank too much liquor Uh-huh, okay Don't play with the bartender You 'bout to get your a** beat You'll lose your a** if mess with her Uh-huh, okay [Verse 3: Kuniva] Walked up in the club and I strolled on over to the bar Breath a little on tard and I left my big bed in the car Got my gun by my side, try to rob me homie and you won't get far I'll shoot the sh** out of you, Uh-huh, okay But anyway I was chilling so I posted up and ordered my drink She gave me some Henny turned away fast, and muttered "man your breath stink" Snatch her up real fast like "b**h don't be disrespecting me" I'll slap the taste out your mouth She took a swing, I dipped Came up and molliwopped that b**h She pulled a knife, I stepped back Pulled out my big Gat Somebody's in the ER tonight [Hook 3] He shot the bartender (Yeah, then I watch that b**h bleed) Right through her heart and liver (I ma ‘bout to do a 103) He shot the bartender (I ma let that b**h bleed) And now the cops have intern. (They'll never catch me) [Outro: Rondell Beene] (Oh sh** is the po-po, I'm out b**h!)