Madonna - The Funny Song (Oh Dear Daddy) lyrics

I went down to the local bar To buy my daddy a big cigar When I got home he was dead Somebody shot him in the head Oh, dear, daddy, you're not gonna see me grieve 'Cause you brought out the worst in me Yep, it's all true It's true, it makes me cry When the funeral was through I had myself a barbecue Daddy's bones, they sure taste good I couldn't have stopped if only I could