Madness - E R N I E lyrics

I am the bringer of your wishes Your savior from doing work The washer of your dishes And you'll still get your midday perk Estate agent your mansion And pot of gold All the home comforts Before you're getting tired and old One more try Try to get what you've never had Five more bob For the whole world that can't be bad We can't all win Look it's happening The future's looking not so bleak A thousand winners every week [x2] So when you hear me coming Along halls and up the stairs (E.R.N.I.E.) In the back of teapots In the cupboard, under chairs (E.R.N.I.E.) Forget all your wives tales Of forecasts and dividends (E.R.N.I.E.) When E.R.N.I.E. feels vibrations Only pays out to trusted friends One more try Try to get what you've never had Five more bob For the whole world that can't be bad We can't all win Look it's happening The future's looking not so bleak A thousand winners every week [x2] Congratulations you've just won A five thousand pound premium bond Keep your hand on the bottle And your eyes glued upon the set (E.R.N.I.E.) When the score cards come up Could be you for the big one next (E.R.N.I.E.) Publicity, no thank you On the front page of the Currant Bun (E.R.N.I.E.) They think you stink But in the pub you'll be number one One more try Try to get what you've never had Five more bob For the whole world that can't be bad We can't all win Look it's happening The future's looking not so bleak A thousand winners every week [x4]