Mack Maine - IANAHB lyrics

[Produced by Elew] [Verse] I'm in the crib bu*t naked b**h She said my dick could be the next black president Americans hate that I'm American Medicine, I treat it like peppermints Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark p**y Shoot you in ya f**in' mouth and make you talk to me Sometimes I need someone to talk to Cause I Am Not A Human Being...Part Two Getting paid, show money for walk throughs Lettin' all these hoes ride my dick, car pool My bars pa**ed the bar exam, no law school Cash Money Army, veteran with my war wounds Uh, whatcha man doing? I pop his muthaf**in' top like a canned good And all my n***as that I roll with are hella armed And last night I took a transformer And had a dream that my dick turned to Megatron But my girl, was sleeping with Decepticons Money talks man and mine talks lecture long P-U-S-S-Y...my second home I be grindin' on them hoes like a half pipe She say, "Tunechi you the sh** you need your a** wiped" I say, "Before you gas me up, check the gas price" Then I make her take this dick like advice She see-saw it, she s** it and enjoy it I stick it in her a** like some f**ing steroids Jose Canseco, make no mistake Like a white boy wearing black paint, you're a fake a** n***a Break pads n***a...wait You ain't in my weight cla** n***a Lookin' for the muthaf**in' man in the mirror Runnin' this sh** like a faucet...Farrah Barra...cuda, who the f** you are? I can make ya b**h root for me like I grew her Bodies in the sewer, tampons in manure 90 billion b**hes on my stick like a skewer That's swag, I'm a true Blood, b**h no fangs Been went pro, now I'm going propane b**h get off me, b**h get off me I got her over here blowing me like coffee Decaffeinated, hand me that paper like I graduated And I get head while it's decapitated Think it's a game n***a come play I'm with my k**er b's, f** bug spray Yeah, Young Money so gangsta I personally know strangers It's so strange but this girl named Dana, like to go an*l Shoot 'em in his head, what's that? A no brainer Plain ol' n***a, but a break from the norm I wear my heart on my sleeve so don't be breakin' my arm I rather ring ya f**in' neck before I ring the alarm I dream to meet a serial k**er that'll bring me along Wit 'Em, I gotta hit 'em like redbones with long hair f** with me, ya a** is gra**...get a lawn chair I was f**ing before my dick started growin' hair b**hes sweatin' me like John Mayer, or warm air Mannn, nuts and bananas You know how the tables turn, where are your table manners? If you fake, put a egg in ya shoe and scramble No rubber...I just f**ed this piano n***a