Macc Lads - Animal Testing lyrics

I was busy groping on my floor, some git comes knocking on my door There's a pack of ba*tards queuing up outside No, I don't think that God's amazing. No, I don't want no double glazing I'm just trying to get between this woman's thighs 'Do you want some life assurance?' 'Do you want some car insurance?' fu*k off, twat, I'm trying to have a poke 'God's sent me on this mission' 'Sign the animal cruelty petition,' I think beagles should be forced to smoke I believe in animal testing, (yip!) that's a dog I don't want cladding or insulation in me fu*king loft Don't want to help the poor at Christmas, I'm too busy in this bird's knickers I got my airgun out for the Hari Krishnas Some old biddy's saving dogs, so I pushed a flame thrower through the letter box fu*k off granny, or you'll gеt what the mormons got. I fried that ba*tard to a cinder Pourеd piss on the vicar out of the bedroom window The Animal Rights got their leaflets up their arse I believe in animal testing (meeow!) that's a cat I don't want to buy any carpet cleaner, yes, I know the dog's just shat I'm quite happy with these stains, I wired the doorbell to the mains Now Macc's got no MP, isn't that a shame? Got back to sorting this girl out, 'What was it you came round about?' She's collecting for the church's gerbil fund Now that seems like a worthy cause, so she got down on all fours 'I'd like to make a contribution to your c*nt.' I believe in animal testing (ooh!) that's a bird If the panda's dying out, I couldn't give a turd Don't want to know about politics, I'd rather scrape the cheddar off my dick And save the smelly bits for Jehovah's Witnesses