[Intro: Juicy J] Get high, breaking laws Get high, breaking laws [Verse 1: Mac Miller] Yeah, okay, I wake up with the taste of p**y still in my mouth b**h in my bed, homegirl still asleep on the couch My head is banging like Metallica, swallow a bottle of Advil up Then head back to the bedroom where she s** me dry like Dracula It's the young miraculous, mister love-to-grab-his-nuts Never let a b**h inside, f** her in the Acura Aurora borealis with the shine, my aura gorgeous Dinner with forty courses, bunch of horny who*es and fornicate To formulate a fortune, more in the race of horses I am My homies got my back, they all Verizon, man I bring this to you like lalalalala-live man You gon' need at least five hands to hold my finance I am fe, fi, fo, fum, the giant The best thing out of Pittsburgh since Clemente with the Pirates I tell them "shhh" this middle finger sign for silence Ain't a f**in' way I'm keeping quiet [Hook: Mac Miller] Yeah, riding through the city blowing smoke out the window Cops out on patrol, they looking out for all the criminals I been a lot of things, I ain't ever been a b**h though Rules to this game, you know how this sh** go Get money, f** the system, break the law Get money, f** the system, break the law Get money, f** the system, break the law Oh no, break the law La, la, la [Verse 2: Mac Miller (Juicy J)] So many people told me that I wouldn't be sh** But now I walk around with money and my hand on my dick I think I'm special, I'm drinking whiskey out the bottle 'til I black out One million, two million, sh** I'm losing track now Coming to you live inside the crack house Started with a dub and then I made it to a half ounce Then I turned it to a pound (Wow), turned that to a house (Wow) Turned that to a career, how the f** did I get here? (Spending all your time just getting high won't drive you crazy, crazy) I k**ed the game like Jeffry Dahmer did the 80's Speeding down the freeway getting head in my Mercedes Giving me all of this money was crazy, shoulda known better No pressure, dope seller, smarter than your professor Hoes, I don't stress her, put a b**h down like Old Yeller The flow's stellar, stella ella ola, have you ever been? sh** I probably could've been the president [Hook: Mac Miller (Juicy J)] Yeah, riding through the city blowing smoke out the window Cops out on patrol looking out for all the criminals I been a lot of things, I ain't ever been a b**h though Rules to this game, you know how this sh** go Get money, f** the system, break the law Get money, f** the system, break the law Get money, f** the system, break the law Oh no, break the law La, la, la (Get money, f** the system, break the law Get money, f** the system, break the law Get money, f** the system, break the law Break the law, break the law, br-break the law Break the law Break the law Law, law)