Pathological Liar Went to my girlfriends house and set her dog on fire Blamed it on her little brother, got him sent to juvi f**ed her in the bathroom while her dad was watching movies Reach in to my backpack for a fully loaded UZI Started shooting up the room he was in That Chapelle show episode, you know, Paule Mooney was in Told her everything would be alright Just don't scream as I dismount Left the crib Started searching for a discount Exorcist I need to get some help with this Once as sweet as [?] is, think he went insane tho Must have been the d** in him, he love to sniff the yayo Insane could accompany a angel But maybe one day I can be somebodys angel Catalog with greatest hits Sacred does what sacred is And people raise their brows When you wierd as Al yankovich I just wanna make out with groupies and play with tits Snort H and sh**, just forget what day it is I'm eating Seder with Clinton and Ralf Nader Trading Acres and betting millions against the Lakers Spitting out what used to be a children's favourite flavour Sentenced to hell but I'm out on good behaviour Oh sh**, got a new neighbour Pause - Humming "The Star-Spangled Banner" Still alive in a room full of melted candles Lost my job, now I'm in New York selling sandals Saw Christopher Stokes and SW Randall Introduced my youngest cousin to him, told him he was DTF They probably had some freaky s**, really I'm not worried Already plan to k** myself when the clock hits 7:30 Reading Hamlet out loud in a room by myself Giving different characters different voices I think it helps Storyline flow of the plot Got a gun in my dresser It's holding a shot