Mac Miller - Mac Miller - Turkey Love lyrics

[Verse 1: Mac Miller] Baby, baby, baby - yeah Baby, baby, baby - yeah I know… girl… girl… girl… girl... I see you lookin' good Wearin' that T-shirt And nothin' else but some purple panties Your a** cheeks bouncin' off each other Like they don't get along But I'mma make 'em love each other I'mma make 'em become the best of friends Those a** cheeks, girl… Them a** cheeks like, twins… Which one was born first, baby? Said which one is older, and by how many minutes? Girl - your a** cheeks've got a mind of their own Which one had better SAT scores, girl? I don't know… I don't know… Baby, if your a** had a face What expression would it be making when I put my tongue inside that a**hole and lick around like I'm tryna have some sh**ty soup Girl, f**in' with you is like f**in' with a girl with a nice a** That's a lot of a** An don't forget about them tithes, girl Don't forget about them nipples, no! They get hard when I rub 'em gently And pinch 'em just a little bit But I ain't tryna hurt you, girl No, I don't wanna hurt you, girl Unless you talk about the way that Your p**y gon' be hurtin' after I get done with it Girl, I'm just tryna have some fun with it You ain't nothin' but a s*utty-a** hoe Who f**s every rapper that comes to your city But goddamn you're so pretty When that a** is in leggings, girl It don't matter the pattern, or if they're just solid black Oh, I want that a** - you've got that pack I ain't talkin' 'bout no cellulite I'mma tell you, right - baby, we gon' have a swell night And I don't know if you've ever seen something like me When I pull out my dick, girl I plan on f**in' you so good Damn… I hope you like the way my dick feels Put it in your mouth, girl Don't you dare bite my sh** 'Cause I'll punch you in the motherf**in' face I'll hit a b**h… oh, I'll hit a b**h But if you s** my dick good then we can get along Might even put the head in this song Probably not… ooh, probably not Girl, how does my dick taste after a show When I still haven't showered? You s** on my balls, you a champion Girl, you a champion… girl, baby, baby You and me… nobody wants us to be together, baby But it's okay… I'mma f** you anyway And I heard that Kendrick f**ed ya I heard that Rocky f**ed ya I hear that every single rapper That been in your city this month f**ed ya But you still wouldn't f** Schoolboy Q and I feel ya But baby, you can love me right And I know that your money's tight And I ain't gonna give you sh** But a meal and a gla** of Henny and this dick, b**h Don't come at me for money, no 'Cause I'mma tell you youse an ugly hoe and slap you in the face Punch you, give that a** a bloody nose Ooh… I'm f**in' crazy And I wouldn't marry you if you f**in' paid me A million dollars… 'cause you ain't sh** But a real good p**y And to be honest that p**y ain't even that good Ijust think it is because when you horny, everything seems incredible You probably just a regular-a** b**h and I'm trippin' Oh, I'm on a roll, girl, I'm trippin' Missionary, Doggystyle Ride the dick, get wild, girl From the side, do a split Turn around, now s** my dick… Baby, s** my dick, oh… I love you, girl - psych! I just told your mother that And then I f**ed her too while your daddy watched I'm crazy, girl Better work out, I don't like my b**hes lazy, girl Don't get lazy, 'cause I'll kick your a** right to the curb I know I'm gettin' fat, so are you down with that? Ooh, yeah, give that a** a slap, yeah, I like it, girl And don't you try and put your tongue in my a**hole 'Cause that's way too nasty for me And I ain't gay, but I like a girl to rub on my a**hole When she s**s my dick - is that weird? Maybe, girl - when I eat your p**y can you feel my beard? It's crazy, girl I'm a nasty motherf**er in the Gap wearin' khakis, motherf**er And don't you dare ask me for a rubber 'Cause I don't have those Aye! What the f**'s wrong? Can't I talk about your a** in a song? Have you ever seen that a** in a song? Ooh… get low, baby! Oh, girl... I'll f** you while I'm listening to Taylor Swift Ooh, that's some player sh** See, at the end of the night I might get you a Gatorade 'cause b**h you need to catch your breath 'Cause I just f**ed the sh** out of you Ooh, I f**ed the sh** out of you… But don't you bleed on my sh**s, girl, you bled on my sheets Now they've been red for a week You bled on my sheets and stained them My dreams have been red for a week Ooh… Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah… And I just want you to know that you are not mine Oh… yeah I heard you f**ed Justin Bieber Let me tell you that's fine Oh baby, that's fine But let me ask you one question, girl Was his dick bigger than mine? Don't tell me yes… I might get depressed Oh… I'm walkin' in right, eh? And I see… the milk section What kind of milk do I get? Baby, what kind of milk do I get? There's so many choices So much variety of milk I couldn't help but think of you And all the things I want to do in the milk section Girl, me and you is like the milk section But sometimes you need orange juice And sometimes you need a little bit of both But don't drink too much milk 'Cause you'll be congested Oh, and something manifested in my mind I said: "Hey! Hey! Cashier, you dirty… give me the correct change!" And I can't deal with that right now 'Cause my mom gave me twenty dollars and said: "Bring back my damn change!" You gon' make that lady go insane… Yeah… you gon' make her lose her mind... Ooh, girl… I know what you like when you think of the perfect man I'll bet you didn't think of me! And that's why I hate you, girl But love is what we make it, girl And you a little sloppy naked, girl You might wanna tighten that up… 'Cause ain't no famous celebrity gon' f** you When you look like that You gotta get good, start eatin' on the right track And baby, it's alright that The first night, you let me pipe that Never been with no white rapper… How was it? Ooh, how was it, girl? Was it everything you dreamed, or was it disappointing? Oh sh**, that might need some ointment Oh, girl! You ain't no hoe, you just know what you want And I got what you need Ooh, I got what you need So give that p**y to me And I'mma do the right thing I'mma do the white thing And treat that p**y disrespectfully Oh, your p**y don't get what it deserves I'mma cum fast - it's cool Jack myself off then I come back Ooh… f** that Baby, I'll f** you and rap in your ear at the same time Pick a song on my jukebox, girl And I can sing to you If you've got some friends, please bring 'em too 'Cause we could have a threesome Sorry, I think I missed that note I missed that note Oh… Let me tell you this story While I was walking at the flea market the other day And I saw… Half-price lamps And I scored, 'cause my living room's lacking some light So I bargained with the nice lady and said: "Can I get four for the price of three?" "It's alright, you see? Just be nice to me." And she said: "Who the f** you think I am?" "This is a 1970 Fiddich lamp, you can't find these anymore" "They don't even sell them in stores" That's how serious this dumb b**h was about her lamps I said: "I know your p**y's dry but this dick gon' make it down" "f**in' tramp - that's what you are" "So b**h, put them lamps in my car" "And I'mma go home - and I'mma watch late night television" "Said I'mma watch late night television, girl" I can't pick between Leno or Letterman Leno or Letterman? Leno or Letterman? And I like Fallon too! And I like Kimmel too! And I like Craig Ferguson But I can't understand a single f**in' word that he says, girl! All these words in my head, what happened to SNL? It used to be so funny And who the f** is Fred Armisen? Baby… how'd he get that job? But let me not spend no time Hatin' on another man tryna get his 'Cause I'm just tryna get mine And I'm gettin' off subject… Isn't this a love song? NO! This is just a f** song (whoa) So that's what I'mma do… Ooh… baby, let me tell another story Earlier today, I was flippin' through channels on the cable when I When I came across one of those commercials for sick dogs And I hate that sh**, I hate eatin' a cheeseburger And watchin' a video about animal cruelty, 'cause I know that sh** happens But I like to forget it and enjoy my cheeseburger, yeah 'Cause I can't help but like it, girl I know that… I know they treat those cows like sh** And I ain't really with that But I ain't no gay-a** vegetarian I like beef… yeah, I like beef Oh baby, I like beef Baby… oh, let me tell you somethin' else: And I was on the internet the other day Did somethin' a little vain I typed myself into Google Verse… Google Search (excuse me) And what did I see? Oh, you ask me, what did I see? I'll tell you right now I saw some sh** I clicked on the first picture And I enlarged it to full screen And what did I see? You wanna know? What I saw was so disgusting that I wanted to retire I'mma tell you now What I saw, what I motherf**in' saw What did I see? I had something stuck in my teeth… I think it's lettuce, girl From that turkey burger I ate when I was out at Turkey World Oh baby, do you like some jerky girl? No, no - f** that! s** my motherf**in' dick I don't play around - I'mma take this dick, I'mma lay it down Oh... yo, I'm not gay - I love p**y Ooh, I dream of p**y - I draw p**y I write about p**y like it is some type of false idol It really is - 'cause y'all be prayin' on that p**y Y'all be worshippin' that p**y Y'all be on Instagram commenting b**hes' pictures You thirsty for that p**y And I ain't really with that Oh, I ain't with that, girl… girl… girl… Would you f** me? Would you f** me if I looked more like Channing Tatum? Is that the type of guy you like? Ah…