Mac Lethal - I Bought An Island lyrics
No, no no no no I'm not doing a fast flow Let's take it back to old school Mac Let's go back a few years I'm on vacation for life Can I please have another, Mojito for me and the young lady here Let's do something smooth and slow Check it out I wrote a message in a bottle And that motherf**er said "I'm completely totally out of my head With every single breath I know I'm better off dead So I'm laying in a casket crisp sweater soft red I take a hit of DMT And into space I project Pretty flowers gotta lay on my neck In the f**ing pretty flowers I just lay on my back Never stressing about money I just lay here relaxed I'm on vacation Congratulations on your baby though its much due About my life I want to update you I bought an island Yeah I bought an island With some pocket change I'm the same person since the last I wrote Just the clock has changed How you been though Last time I saw you, you were dancing to the tempo of some alto sax co*ktail music On the 47th floor of a New York City Skyscraper October weather freezing rain hitting the window Cocaine in your lymph-node Orchid Flowers painted on your big-toe Hoping you could find a guy to kiss slow Your first choice was Adam And your second choice Lorenzo I was too timid to step to you and make my intro Like hello, I just want to marry you for 20 minutes There's a cab outside, maybe I should run and get it Here's the keys to a mansion you could live in forever I really hope you want to take my name and number with it But you didn't Sincerely Yours Anonymous" I hope to meet you one day I sent a text message on a phone with no service And it said: "I'm completely totally out of my head You want another explanation For 20 years I never left the basement For me d**h is vacation And i have just awakened Don't give a f** about society's demands of me I may not be a millionaire, I'm happy though God Damn, I'm free Wooo I heard you got a job in sales I'm laying on the beach watching whales And if the ocean ever freezes imma walk to Wales Life inside a cubicle for me could not prevail I bought an island I did I bought an island with an IOU I may never pay the money back never intended to Nope, I'm never working again I've retired, never letting stress hurt me again Man I'm inspired, never worried if its perfect again" Hopefully one day this text message sends Until then I'm gonna sleep on the beach Getting my dick s**ed while eating a peach Contentment is so close I can feel it in my reach You can stress about a billion I'll be kicking up my feet In my lawn-chair Sipping out coconuts everyday I didn't start living till I found a hair that was grey The hardest work in the world is watching your children play Lots of directions life can go, but it only moves one way One day you'll be a senior citizen In a country where the president as a young kid had to eat more Ritalin to focus I can't focus Felt like I lost my virginity the very first time I voted I used to have no standards man Just tell me where the smoke is Used to feel like feeling hopelessness Was absolutely hopeless I've bought an island I've bought an island with some quick bucks from a slow biz Thoughts are spilling out me at high voltage I used to think that life was easier when I had no kids Now I know that life is easier when I admit that I don't know sh** This album is over I'll let you go quick That's as far as I've got Thank you for listening Congratulations on all your failures and accomplishments See you next time