Mac Lethal - How to Make Your Own Chick-Fil-A lyrics

[Talking before song: Mac Lethal] Man I drove by chick-fil-a yesterday There were a bunch of protesters singing the national anthem.... For the first time in my life Kinda wished two dudes woulda jumped outta the bushes and touched dicks.. [Start of song: Mac Lethal] I woke up in the morning and the sky was a little grey There was 800 people outside of chick-fil-a Protesting, god damn Holding h*mophobic signs in thier hands I was like "geez, ain't that a little much?" All I really wanted a little lunch But since they won't leave gay people alone Here's a recipe for y'all to make easy at home; Lets go! Fist you got to get ingredients to use: Boneless chicken breats, salt, pepper, peprika too Vinegar, egg, and a dabble of milk, with the oil, and two types of flour Baking soda, dry mustard, pickles, and malted milk powder Icing sugar Some honey bu*ter and some pickle juice 8 fluffy wheat buns Now we getting loose Mac lethal, oh damn man, he spits the truth Like sarah palin is a man with a missing tooth Now Pour a little whine from your bottle Get a big a** knife to cut the chickens horizontal Marinate them in a bowl of pickle juice for half an hour This would be the perfect time to take a nap, or bath, or shower Season 'em with pepper and salt Ma**age the peprika into them for better results You gotta get up, and get you a dish Remember the egg and milk is mixed in the water with pickle baby give it a wisk Grab another bowl to pour all the sick four, icing sugar, dry mustard, soda, and malted milk powder Does it need a secret ingrediant? Of course it does One teaspoon of Rick Santorums blood G-what cousin? You be nut huggin' You and your hetero buddies giving each other high fives Mitt Romney turned Mormon to marry five guys In a dutch oven, pour the peanut oil in to give it a nice fry Heat it up to 325 But not a single bit more, you dont wanna burn it Dip the chicken breast into the egg bowl Then dip it in the powder bowl Smother it, and cover it, and turn it 5 minutes later, take it out and dry it Cut and toast a bun, put some pickles on it; try it If you like chick-fil-a, good, it tastes just like it If you hate chick-fil-a, better, you ain't gotta buy it; anymore