M.C. Frontalot - Jacquelyn Hyde lyrics

Corn syrup! We're breaking up The doctor explained it: I'm old as Tut. I'm supposed to take pills that mitigate triglycerides. Seems we're at a crossroads, you and I Dated for decades, built up trust Might have loved sugar better but it wasn't discussed; We had an agreement: you'd be in everything, I'd eat it But you lied when you said you'd be all that I needed [Hook x2, Vocal: Ken Flagg] She had means, I don't need to say it She had dreams I was only in the way of I pleaded with you, PS2, don't leave me You had a change of heart for a while (which was deceiving) I looked deep inside of you, fine-tuned a lens Left the screws off, thought we could just be friends Maybe hook up on occasion, for old times' sake But you won't mount a disc now, boot to heartache It's just not the same between us, so scat When your emulator's old enough, I'm ravishing that [Hook x2] Prosperity, I've had it, get thee hence Better break it off early, not risk suspense Let a new generation learn to live with fence And windows with bars and bats that make dents In heads and... yikes, the lean times are scary! I changed my mind prosperity, let's stay married! You've already given up on me? But what of lubs? The way you turn on a dime, you're not who I thought you was [Hook x2] Ear infection, I feel betrayed You used to come visit a lot, plus you stayed Now it's like I don't know you, call you Jacquelyn Hyde. My ear's safe and warm yet you wander outside Where'd you sleep last night? Should I guess? Doesn't hurt when I burp: I'm without your distress How'd you do me like this? That's it. We're not together How's it my fault, for taking up with eardrops? Whatever [Hook x2] California! Listen, we're breaking up I know I left my heart in the heart of you, but I can't keep from feeling push came to shove And you undid the part I was proudest to love California, I'll still visit I promise Not least among charms, you're the place where my mom is And I'll be back. Get your votes rearranged Till then, we can't date. It's your fault, you changed