M.C. Frontalot - Gonna Be Your Man lyrics

I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man) You're my biggest fan, I gotta give a little something back I'm gonna be your man (gonna be your man) See, you don't even gotta ask I know, you don't want me to die But you need that lung pretty bad, and I'm the guy In the 10-county area Ain't had malaria yet Plus the blood type (red) It gets scarier: fed On the corn & you born a vegan Fate has indicated that I'm the man you're seeking Now you're freaking out, and that's okay Having that much of another man inside you Isn't going to make you gay And play along for a second, you could get what I got: The inexplicable ability to front. A lot! An inexhaustible nerdcore flow The charisma to draw eight people to a live show Myopic vision, and an oversized head A girl at a convention told me once that I was good in bed Plus I often meet a crowd and am greeted without booing Think of all the respiration you'll be doing! Stop spazzing! it's just a lung Quit pointing out how I already donated you one Frontalot is sick of breathing, it's f**ing boring All the time I've got the asthma, and the snoring And I ought to level with you The feds have got a warrant for a sample of my tissue They say I misused a certain substance & they'll get me So I'mma pa** the lung along and get stepping Too late to protest, here comes the anesthesia And I'm gonna be your man, to dole the lung that you're in need of I'm just gonna. Discussion over. Drop it Hmmm... you look a little drowsy, here's the next topic: Please lie motionless to indicate you wouldn't mind If the doctor also swapped your 14 inches for my five