M.C. Frontalot - Pr0n S0ng lyrics

Click, close You got to click, close [Verse 1] Just got hard-pressed underneath my desk No jest! It's time Frontalot confessed: At the best of times, got the worst of rhymes And I don't think I'm the first to find My life devoted less to lyrics Than it is to my struggle for pyrrhic Victory in the race to be The interweb's number one devotee Of smutty little things that occur onscreen (Risqué to — hey! — quintuple-x obscene): MILFs who shave themselves so cleanly; Twins in positions unseemly My spleen ain't the part that gets vented I grabbed a hold and fapped like I meant it Distended, probably oughta leave it alone Spend more time stroking on the microphone [Hook] Got a boatload of midgets and they're in command Of a full-grown woman on her knees and hands Got a long hard donkey and a farm girl too And the braying's so dismaying when he starts to spoo Got to click close, put it away ‘Cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y [Verse 2] Lurking in #path chans on the IRC Got DCC'd unexpectedly With an 80-minute XviD: Nuns In Heat Part III: Bad Habits. I'm so leet That I had that one already Skipped to the part with the fishnet teddy Whipped it out, but to my chagrin One toss from a win when the boss walked in Said “nuh-uh Front, that terminal ain't For a latex crucifix spanking a taint In big 32-bit color While them rosary beads get yanked out the cruller.” I said “you can't fire me; I quit!” Opened up the case, yanked out the hard disk Absconded, all with the data in hand: 31 years of Hustler scans; Plans for how to construct a love-swing; Alt.binaries.everything Archived since spring of '92; Receipt for my RealDoll's stripper shoes; Tools for an online poll I ran (Vote once, tub girl or goatse man); Glands galore, explore for hours; Diaper play and roman showers; Glory hole video, deep as it gets; Mpegs of an heiress that she ought regret Cap'd on cam from a hijacked feed Half a terabyte, so whatcha need? Got grannies in the front, trannies in the back Red on brown on blond on black Ganged up, tied up, all alone: Every delectation to which I'm prone [Hook] Got the Japanese schoolgirl tentacle love Got the furries in a flurry, they been yiffing it up Got a Craigslist poster trading poo for pee Got a deep dark dungeon full of hot bi Swedes Got to click close, put it away ‘cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y Click close, put it away Cause the internet is f-i-l-t-h-y Gotta click close Gotta click close The backslash on my keyboard's stuck Mouse wheel don't turn ‘cause it's all gummed up