M.C. Frontalot - Which MC Was That? lyrics

You got MC confusion? I'm Frontalot! If I were MC Frontalittle I'd be telling you only ever what I'm not But I am the most frontingest Carving off the obfuscation, little something just To confuse you with. And like a villain I got conundrums. your empty head they gonna fill in Still in effect, the mock you made: My dexterity ain't 20 when the sk**s are displayed? It's alright, I took it as a compliment Shows you know nerdcore's extent Which MC was that? I can't recollect Heard him on the internet. It was MC Front-a-something But I didn't hit save Which MC was that? I couldn't say Was it MC Chicken-in-the-Hat? I remember him He was a fat dude. Wait, was he thin? Now I know I seen his video up on The Box With the dirty-a** beak, calling roosters co*ks Got a feather like a pimp swaying up on the side MC Chicken-in-the-Hat got pride But I can't recall if it was him or not (Pssst! It was MC Frontalot.) Was it MC Razzle-Dazzle? Was it MC Plain? Was it MC In-The-Mirror AKA MC Vain? Was it MC Pain-in-my-ears-just-to-listen? (If it was him I wouldn't miss him.) Was it MC Elephant, that would be relevant ‘cause of how my memory got crooked, now it's hella bent Lemme think, I'll figure out: What MC are they talking about? Maybe it was MC Matter-of-Fact Got the authenteezy easy riding his act Always speaking the truth, never fronts one bit He and DJ So-Sincere don't quit But I think for some reason that it wasn't him Wait, was it was MC Outonna Limb? With the very risky rapping, don't know what'll happen To the time; a verbal contortionist Squeezing tongue portions, sublime On the mic ‘cept for when the bough's breaking Picked him out the line-up, mistaked him Yo, it was definitely MC Wrong Rocking jam after jam of inaccurate songs Then again, it could have been MC Insight Striking s**ers stone blind with the lyrical light Must confess, I'm hard pressed to be certain Was it MC Hides-Behind-the-Curtain Calling “pay no attention to man on the mic.” Must be a wizard when he rhymes so tight You're having difficulty dredging out your brain: the fact Of which MC was that? Step up, poindexter, act smarter than you are About to pull the MC name out the jar And whoever guessed closest wins a nine-sided die And a gift certificate to Fry's Yo, the moniker is MC Frontalot I got a +1 bag of nerdcore hip-hop And my mail list busted a hundred so I'm famous It's unbelievable nobody knows what my name is