Lyle Lovett - Hello Grandma lyrics

Hello grandma How is your granddaughter Hello grandma How is that little girl I've been kind of out of touch But i thought i would call her Is she at home Or is she around the world Is she at home Or is she around the world Young man you must mean kathy Buti never heard her mention you No ma'am i don't mean kathy I don't hardly even know her Well kathy's just fine You know she's still going to school But she'll be home father's day To see her father No grandma How's your other granddaughter You know grandma How is that little girl I've been kind of out of touch lately But i did used to know her Is she at home Or is she around the world Is she at home Or is she around the world Well young man you can't mean her Why didn't you hear She got married And moved off to chicago Her husband's so handsome And she just loves it up there His family owns a newspaper And an opulent disco Grandma is this 924-8838 Yes young man it certainly is That's the problem grandma I have made a mistake I ain't called this number In too many years I ain't called this number In too many years Hello grandma How is your granddaughter Hello grandma How is that little girl I've been kind of out of touch But i thought i would call her Is she at home Or is she around the world Is she at home Or is she around the world